Last night I decided to tell my dreamy girl about the blog she inspired me to write:
Me: Hey I wanted you to know that I just started writing a blog, thanks to you.
Her: I want to see it!
Me: (whip out my iphone and read the first paragraph for her)
Her: I was afraid something like this might happen, I will probably love you so much I will end up hating you!
Her: Yep, hating your guts.
Me thinking: Tell her you stole everything from another blog.